Tuesday, April 29, 2008

 Tips for the ladies in 2008

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.


2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.


3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime...and a shot of tequila.


4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!


5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).


6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.


7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.


8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here..


9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.


10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.


11. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.


12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!

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